I saw an ad on Craigslist today that just made me LOL.
There’s a company seeking part-time “Contemporary Erotica Writers” for their 2010/2011 catalog of full-length novels.
They say the only requirement for the job is that you have “a contemporary perspective on good, kinky sex” for books that “overtly mix the female and male perspectives.”
This made me wonder about applying for the job of “Contemporary Erotica Writer”…
- Is the rate $3.99 a page, $2.99 each additional page?
- Are the books only available in hard cover?
- Do all the books have happy endings?
- If the stories are too short, who makes them longer…a fluffer?
- Do the men in these stories last at least 2 minutes longer than actual men?
- If you get fired as an erotic writer, does that mean you’re also lousy in bed?
- Is there a “Sr. Contemporary Erotica Writer?”
- What if your parents read one of your novels and tell you, “Good work!”
- What exactly is the female perspective on good, kinky sex…spooning with a blindfold?
- So what are you wearing…
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Andrew Wisot is a freelance writer for The Jay Leno Show and an US Weekly Fashion Cop who’s “between jobs.” Andrew will blog for LOLs until he’s employed again or 50,000 miles, whichever one comes first.
Email: andrew@willblogforlols.com
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